Dear Diary,
Today was the official first day back to QMA and I'm sad for a multitude of reasons. Firstly, Summer is OVER. Wtf?! It only lasted like, a day! All I can remember doing is drinking a lot of alcohol, partying on yachts and like.. blacking out at 3am. Secondly, I'm a Senior now. This is my last year of going to high school! And lastly, I am very a tad bit drunk which makes it all the more difficult to write in my journal. But anyway, I arrived pretty late as usual. I mean, it's not like they're gonna start the school day WITHOUT me. My locker just so happens to be right next to Chantelle's. Was it just faith or did someone slip a few extra gems into the schools funding program? Then we go to class. It was pretty uneventful. But some kid infront of me gave me her test notes. It comes in handy ruling the school sometimes! We skipped science to go hang in the bathroom. Chantelle brought her weed from home and was smoking, like the good old times from last year. Aww, we were all so young and somewhat innocent! Then after we went out to the football pitch for cheerleading tryouts. Chantelle's been the coach for like, 2 years now. I mean, I know Chantelle is my best friend and all but really I think I should be the captain! Like, if I don't lead every club I'm in it just feels weird and wrong! And it was all going so well until I kicked Chesca in the face while I was doing my straddle jumps by accident. And I was all like "omg, is your nosejob alright?!" and she goes "you weren't supposed to say I had a nosejob!" OOPS, I mentioned it again. Oh well, it's not like anyone is gonna ever read this. Hmm, maybe that's why I'm not cheer captain? Anyway, we headed back to the dressing rooms after practice when we discovered someone dropped Chesca's uniform skirt from Milan into the toilet. We had to flush it, Chloe was even crying! Then Lilly and Ches got into a totally big fight and Lilly ends up pulling out Fran's hair extensions! Oops, I wasn't meant to mention her fake hair again! This girl called Paris then joins the fight and ends up punching me right in the NOSE. Honestly, I should just be homeschooled at this point because these extremely dangerous situations really put my modelling career at risk. We end up getting into a huge fight and we're all like "We're SO getting our lawyers" and she's all like "GOOD", whilst at the same time I was checking myself out in the mirror at the pores like, right under my left cheek. Eww, gross. This is gonna be a long school year.
Xoxo, B 💖. |
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