Dear Diary,
I woke up from my slumber today at exactly 10:30am. I was so exhausted, I went to bed at like 4am. But I had to get up before 12, since I had to make it to brunch on time. I walk to my en suite bathroom.. I inhale my scented lavender and camomile candle imported from the French Alps.. take a look in the mirror.. and my jaw DROPS! MY BLONDE LOCKS ARE PINK! THEY'RE PINK! My hair is completely.. PINK. And that was the first time I got sick that entire morning, and I hadn't even ate yet! OMG, I was gagging. What in the world happened last night?! I rang the restaurant and 30 of my closest CLOSEST friends to inform them I could not make it, after a "very contagious disease". So, I decided to take out my journal and figure out how and what happened. So, I'm getting ready to go out to some party I was invited to with Chloe, Chesca and Chantelle. Aka, the 3 C's. It's like Heathers except Veronica is the leader! While I was in Japan for Olivia's sleepover, I picked up these little blackberry and raspberry mixed fruit drinks. They had a bunch of chemicals in them that like, were meant to help with weight loss. Plus, those are my two favourite fruit for a totally top secret reason that I won't even let my diary know! I was mixing these bad boys in with the champagne we ordered from some fancy French cocktail bar down the street. It tasted awful. But I couldn't afford gaining another 2 pounds. So, when we were finally ready, we left for the soirée downtown. It was actually a lot of fun! I ended up hopping from counter top to counter top in my stilletos while balancing my champagne infused Japanese berry smoothie! It was probably a world record. Then, all I remember is falling.. it was fun while it lasted! I'm pretty sure that's when I blacked out.. but now that I think about it, moments before the disgusting champagne berry contraption spilt all over my hair as I fell! And now my hair is as pink as.. rosé wine! Ugh, I could really do with a glass of that right about now. I'm going to go call my hair stylist, it's a literal fashion emergency! I promise to write again soon!
Xoxo, B 💖. |
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