bianca`s Blog

*Creds to Chesca for the idea!!*

Hello local subje- I mean, hey guys! It's Duchess Bianca Valentina Gascoigne of the Aldan Isles, of course, here for my interview with Vogue! Now firstly, I'd like to clarify that yes.. my lips ARE in fact real and secon- *Whispers* Umm, excuse me?! What do you mean we're doing a Q&A?! *More whispering* Fine! Fine! Let's just get this over with.

*A chic and simplistic Vogue intro plays, much to Bianca's liking of her showing off her pearly whites*.

Q: How are you feeling today?
A: Unamused.

Q: Which sister you prefer?
A: Good question. I loathe Kenzie, however I can't stand Gigi. She's just like a smaller, blonder and more annoying version of mother.

Q: Speaking of which, why do you not like your mother, Duchess Rosali-
A: *Showing Bianca, rolling her chocolate-tinted orbs in a circle whilst interrupting bitterly* Well, let's see. We look similar.. blonde hair, brown eyes, tall, good taste in clothing, bad taste in men.. but that's when the similarities stop. She's a total pain in the ass. ...

Dear Diary,
I wake up from the gleam of daylight, coming from my balcony door in the room I'd spent most of my early mornings in. My head was still pounding from the excruciating headache from whatever alcohol indused carouse I had indulged in last night. Mother stormed into my room, snatching one of the goose-fluffed pillows from underneath my head and gave me a whack right in the nose job. "OW!" I exalted. "Bianca Valetina Gascoigne! Get up! You're going to be late for you ballet class!" she snapped. I rolled my eyes. Why on earth am I waking up to the sound of the former blonde bombshell shriek in my ears in the early hours of the day when I have specifically asked a wakeup call from the family maid Aretha? And since WHEN has this woman cared about what I was doing and where I was to be going? "A dear friend of mine from the Royal Academy of Ballet, Vanjeqha Sterring, is visiting Aldan on business, and she was overjoyed to hear that you were still attending regularly." She glared and rolled her eyes as she air-quotted and put emphasis on the word "regular". I huffed. So, she wants me to help her impress one of her many old acquaint...

Dear Diary,
I woke up from my slumber today at exactly 10:30am. I was so exhausted, I went to bed at like 4am. But I had to get up before 12, since I had to make it to brunch on time. I walk to my en suite bathroom.. I inhale my scented lavender and camomile candle imported from the French Alps.. take a look in the mirror.. and my jaw DROPS! MY BLONDE LOCKS ARE PINK! THEY'RE PINK! My hair is completely.. PINK. And that was the first time I got sick that entire morning, and I hadn't even ate yet! OMG, I was gagging. What in the world happened last night?! I rang the restaurant and 30 of my closest CLOSEST friends to inform them I could not make it, after a "very contagious disease". So, I decided to take out my journal and figure out how and what happened. So, I'm getting ready to go out to some party I was invited to with Chloe, Chesca and Chantelle. Aka, the 3 C's. It's like Heathers except Veronica is the leader! While I was in Japan for Olivia's sleepover, I picked up these little blackberry and raspberry mixed fruit drinks. They had a bunch of chemicals in them that like, were meant to help with weight loss. Plus, those are my two...

Congrats April Artemis for winning the August BOTM 2018! You're hilarious and super fun to hang out with! I hope you're happy with your new title!

Xoxo, B 💖. 

Dear Diary,
Today was the official first day back to QMA and I'm sad for a multitude of reasons. Firstly, Summer is OVER. Wtf?! It only lasted like, a day! All I can remember doing is drinking a lot of alcohol, partying on yachts and like.. blacking out at 3am. Secondly, I'm a Senior now. This is my last year of going to high school! And lastly, I am very a tad bit drunk which makes it all the more difficult to write in my journal. But anyway, I arrived pretty late as usual. I mean, it's not like they're gonna start the school day WITHOUT me. My locker just so happens to be right next to Chantelle's. Was it just faith or did someone slip a few extra gems into the schools funding program? Then we go to class. It was pretty uneventful. But some kid infront of me gave me her test notes. It comes in handy ruling the school sometimes! We skipped science to go hang in the bathroom. Chantelle brought her weed from home and was smoking, like the good old times from last year. Aww, we were all so young and somewhat innocent! Then after we went out to the football pitch for cheerleading tryout...

Dear Diary,
I woke up today in my pink canopy bed in my Fifth Avenue penthouse with Chantelle on one side of the bed and Olivia B on the floor, who had fallen off the king-sized whilst sleeping. All I see around me are 3 empty bottles of champagne, a broken YSL foundation bottle and a stench of weed from across the room by the windowsill. What I seem to remember from last night is us all deciding it was a great idea to wear a pink, purple and blue bob wigs and the most enormous Gucci sunglasses we could find in my drawers. Then we caught a taxi (ahem, what is with me and public transportation?) to some new bar that was opening up downtown. To make a long story short, while I was oh-so gracefully dancing on the counter top, I slipped and FLASHED EVERYONE! It was nearly as bad as the time I had to wear one of the sweaty old uniform jumpers from the lost and found box at school when I mine "mysteriously" disappeared whilst walking to the campus near Bergdorf's. Anyway, I just so happened to make the front cover of every trashy tabloid in town. Which isn't the WORST thing, I mean, I have a good rack if I do say so myself! You'd have to be...

**TRIGGER WARNING- The following description features substance abuse, alcohol abuse and eating disorders. I am not in ANY way trying to promote any of these things, this is just for the sake of the storyline.** 
I also encourage you all to write and share your OWN backstories! They don't have to be long, or detailed, or gruesome or happy. They can be whatever you want them to be!

A backstory of the seemingly perfect Ms. Gascoigne.
Duchess Bianca Valentina Gascoigne of the Aldan Isles was born on the 29th of July, 2000 to Duke Leonardo Arlo Gascoigne and Duchess Rosaline Francina Gascoigne (née Cavallari). Bianca was raised in the Aldan East Side, NYC (play-on word of Upper East Side) 1136 Fifth Avenue, and resides in the penthouse apartment with her sister Duchess Mackenzie Alexandra Gascoigne, born on the 18th of June, 2003 and their youngest sibling Duchess Genevieve "Gigi" Madelaine Gascoigne, born the 10th of March, 2006. She also has a cousin, Duchess Olivia Carmella Belmont of the Crystal Sands Coast, ...

Dear Diary,
Right about now, I'm having one of the worst hangovers in my life. Yesterday was the night of the Golden Jubilee gala, in aid of the homeless pigeons at Central Park. Practically anyone who's anyone was there. And let me tell you this, it was SO boring. My parents were talking to their own colleagues and friends all night whilst my cousin Olivia and sister Mackenzie and I were stuck at the Cavallari/Belmont/Gascoigne table. We tried to see how many grapes we could throw into our parents champagne glasses without them noticing. I got 10! Once the majority of adults had left the table, we snuck 3 bottles of champagne out onto the balcony and had a party of our own. Ever since I brought Kenzie out with me clubbing when she was 11, we've had to be a bit more secretive about what we get up to around our parents; or else I risk getting dumped at some expensive European boarding school again! Olivia got so wild that she even started to climb up the roof with her bottle while Kenz and I were laughing histerically. Then we started belting out songs from the 2000s, my personal favourite being Glamorous by Fergie. We left the gala ea...

Congratulations Jewel aka Kaitlyn Grande for winning July BOTM 2018! I think she deserves this title for her activeness and roleplaying ability, and you seem to think so too! 

Xoxo, B 💖.

Poll: https://strawpoll.com/5x3b7hhr

Hi everyone. So a while ago, I thought of the idea "Bunny of the Month". This award will be given out at the start of each month as a rank. At the last week of each month, I will create a poll a link it multiple times throughout the week on the homepage and blog. When voting, instead of picking someone who may be your friend or who is "popular" try selecting someone who you think has positively impacted the community, created fun events, participated on iBunnie and Aj, etc! Bunny of the Month will also win a cash prize of 10,000 gems. The reason why I didn't do the poll where you type in your own answers is because I don't want people typing in silly stuff like "me" or "my dog" lmao. Try to take this a tad bit seriously! If you have any questions, please comment below.

Xoxo, B 💖.